
Is the sock on the other foot…or not?
by Helene Rush
There are days I wish we were not bipeds. That Mother Nature had adapted us to stand on one foot. Or that socks were worn on the nose. I wish for any reason to get away with knitting only one sock.
I admit it. I am afflicted with onesockitis.
Why is it that our enthusiasm wanes when it comes to making the second sock in a pair? We will, after all, gladly begin yet another sock of a different color or style. I mean, don’t we all periodically knit sweaters with a mostly identical front and back, and let’s not forget…now what do we call those…oh, yeah, matching SLEEVES!
I am at least comforted by the knowledge that I am not alone. This dreaded disease has struck many a knitter. All you have to do is look down and see all the unmatched socks being paraded around. Too pretty to leave behind in the drawer, but sadly mismatched, without a perfect mate. What…? You don’t wear your mismatched socks? Oh dear, how embarrassing. Can you say “faux pas” or did I just put my “foot in my mouth?” (Puns totally intended :-)
But behold! Some Einstein-ish knitters have been holed up in their basement laboratories, slaving over bubbling beakers and Mason jars full of odd-sized needles, knitting and frogging, searching for the cure for onesockitis, also known as “the Dreaded Second Sock Syndrome.”
Kory Stamper writes about how she devised a way to knit one sock inside the other, at the same time. Her Knitty.com article is detailed and illustrated. I always say knitting is as easy as knit and purl, but Kory’s found a way to befuddle the knitting mind, but in a totally good way. Hey, if you want two matching socks, you gotta take your medicine.
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